Here’s a question worth pondering:
Why can't preachers, who are mortal,
when they speak of things infernal,
know that words to be immortal
do not have to be eternal?
If prayer is essential
in tough times like these,
why aren't more clergy trousers
worn out at the knees?
Is it writ into law? Has there been a decree?
Has it been canonized in a song?
How did so many church members come to agree
that a service is one hour long?
(from ENOUGH, ALREADY!
And Other Church Rhymes)
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