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Here's one to prime your poetic pump:
There’s a boastful campaigner named Trump,
who is doing quite well on the stump.
All his insults and gaffs
only get him more laughs.
Will he wind up a champ or a chump?
Friday, October 16, 2015
LIMERICKS TO "THE DONALD"
Here's one to prime your poetic pump:
There’s a boastful campaigner named Trump,
who is doing quite well on the stump.
All his insults and gaffs
only get him more laughs.
Will he wind up a champ or a chump?
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Richard, are you still looking for Trump limericks? If so, here are some of mine that you can use, but please let me know if any are published for my records. -- Michael R. Burch
ReplyDeleteThings that go bump in the night
fill Trump with irrational fright;
his brain hits the skids;
he cries, "Ban the kids!"
Where's his self-lauded "courage" and "might"?
— Michael R. Burch
There once was a brash billionaire
who couldn't afford decent hair.
Vexed voters agreed,
"He's the one that we need!"
But toupée the price, do we dare?
— Michael R. Burch
There once was a candidate, Trump,
whose message rang clear at the stump:
"Vote for me, whee!,
because I am ME,
and everyone else is a chump!"
— Michael R. Burch
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Trump the Game Plan
There once was a huckster named Trump
who liked to be kissed on the rump.
He promised awed voters
if they'd be his promoters,
he'd magically fix up their dump.
Now the voters were dreaming of Ronald
and hoping they'd found him in Donald.
And so, lightly "thinking"
after much heavy drinking,
they put out, as if they'd been fondled.
But once he'd secured the election
Trump found his fans cause for dejection.
"I only love tens!"
he complained to his "friends,"
then deported them: black, white and Mexican.
Thus Donald fulfilled his sworn duties
by ridding the land of non-cuties.
Once the plain Janes were gone
he could smile on his throne
surrounded by imported beauties!
— Michael R. Burch
The once was a man named Trump
ReplyDeleteWho had hair like a yellow bump
"I'll build a great wall
They'll pay for it all
I hope they don't learn how to jump"
Steven A. Levy
The once was a man named Trump
ReplyDeleteWho had hair like a yellow bump
"I'll build a great wall
They'll pay for it all
I hope they don't learn how to jump"
Steven A. Levy
There once was an old man named Trump
ReplyDeleteThe ladies he loved to hump
For President he did run
But he'd had too much fun
That evil devil named Trump.
The Donald is truly ill-bred
ReplyDeleteFor when meeting a lass, it is said
As manners demand
She offered her hand
But he shook her "pussy" instead
Trump as mad as a stump
ReplyDeleteHad an orange bump
he called
to be hauled
Trump is as stupid as a stump
A narcissist known just as "Trump"
ReplyDeleteUsed a nation to spit shine his rump
When the voters said 'nuff!
He made reality go "puff"
Now our country gets to live with his dump.